Awesome work. I loved the use of subtext to add extrameaning. It kind of reminded me of Jim Gaffigan's asides he uses in his standup, lol!

I need to take your quote "When you dig in the past all you get is dirty" and tattoo it on my forearm!!

Sometimes I think I should let people know what I want at my funeral too, but then I get concerend that if I am that prepared for death, my number will come up sooner than expected.