I'm with you in the zero artistic skill department, plus just not being very good with my hands. But I'm fortunate that I don't have any ambitions in that direction!

I remember in 6th grade we were each handed a lump of clay and told to make an animal out of it.

I didn't even try. I had no idea where one would even begin.

It was impossible. *sighs* Which didn't stop children around me from making bunnies and horses and dogs. *sighs*