This was such a smart and unique take on the prompt, and I have to say that, as a person with amnesia who considers small lumps of memory to be "files," I connected to this. And I also chuckled at the "Amazon promised you'd have this package tomorrow, but they lied" line near the end, because that just happened to me today and I wanted to throw my computer as I laughed.

Relatable, clever, and so well-written.