Sweet Tea will make it allllll better. *pets*

[bewize]

Today has crossed the border to surreality. I've finally talked to S again, since he's come back to the office. We've been bickering, but not really, since he got here. He's mad at everyone in the whole world and telling me about it, but then he gets worked up and starts yelling like I'm the one who peed in his Cheerios.

Which I told him and then he got worked up at me for various reasons so I walked away. Then we got over it and decided to go have lunch and finally the waitress says, "I remember you guys."

S asks her if it's because we're so much trouble.

"No, you're just heavy drinkers."

To which S says, "You have no idea."

Hee. ... but I digress.

But, this is my problem - she kept refilling my glass, so I kept drinking it. It's vaguely like Mt. Everest. Eventually you have to climb that bitch, just because it's there.

So now, I've pumped so much sugar into my bloodstream that it's gone sludgy. And I'm partially sick and partially hyper as hell. So when S starts bitching (again) about yet another person, I went to stand in the hallway next to E's desk. He called E and continued his tirade, only now I could hear him through the phone and down the hallway, which struck me as both ridiculous and hysterical. I backed up enough that he could see me and told him that he sucked at "laying down the law."

BP pauses as he walks by and says to us both, "You two have the weirdest relationship."

Now S and I are both flustered, only I've got sugar-giggles and literally cried from laughter - because I realize how our conversations must sound to people walking by. Very, very bizarre.

But, I've still got my To Go Sweet Tea. And it's still sugary bliss. So, I shall keep drinking.

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[somnolentblue]

Mmmm, proper sweet tea. Sometimes I miss sweet tea; I haven't had it in years.