PSA: If you want to be a douchebag, you should pay me first

[bewize]

I may have fired/been fired by a client today. He was a douche and mad that I hadn't finished something when I said I would (being sick and a blizzard didn't seem to matter much to him). He said he would spend the night deciding whether or not he wanted me to represent him.

I sent him a followup text telling him to make sure he included when/how to deliver my retainer to me tomorrow if he did want my services.

You see, I have a strict "pay as you behave like a dick" policy.