Frakking Tree Semen

[bewize]

The pollen is not my friend. It is so thick in the air it's choking the breath out of me. I've used my inhaler everyday for the last four days. That makes me sad.

See for yourself -



Anyway, in honor of the disgustingness, I present a poem for today:

Pollen Dance (3 Haiku) by Lori L Moore

delicate flower
partners with the little bee
Spring is beginning

yellow dust dances
upon lively playful breeze
pollen yields new life

rainbow colors rise
a field of party dresses
crafted by nature

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Now, I present an alternate, more realistic, version:

Disgusting Tree Semen (3 Haiku) by Bewize

icky yellow dust
disgusting tree semen flies
covers everything

spring blossoms overnight
flowers bloom and spread their seed
I should wash my car

puffs of yellow at
my feet; also in the street
now I pray for rain


*bows* Thank you. Thank you all.

Comments

[momebie.livejournal.com]

Holy shit. And I thought the yellow dust on my car was bad. At least I can see the pain through it still. Good luck with that.

Also, this reminds me that I was going to have a haiku day on my LJ. Maybe tomorrow...

[bewize.livejournal.com]

Dude. I washed my car yesterday. Within four hours, you couldn't see the paint again. I have to hit my windshield wipers when I get in the car and the puff of dust is just... *gags*

And YAY haiku day!