Frakking Tree Semen

[bewize]

The pollen is not my friend. It is so thick in the air it's choking the breath out of me. I've used my inhaler everyday for the last four days. That makes me sad.

See for yourself -



Anyway, in honor of the disgustingness, I present a poem for today:

Pollen Dance (3 Haiku) by Lori L Moore

delicate flower
partners with the little bee
Spring is beginning

yellow dust dances
upon lively playful breeze
pollen yields new life

rainbow colors rise
a field of party dresses
crafted by nature

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Now, I present an alternate, more realistic, version:

Disgusting Tree Semen (3 Haiku) by Bewize

icky yellow dust
disgusting tree semen flies
covers everything

spring blossoms overnight
flowers bloom and spread their seed
I should wash my car

puffs of yellow at
my feet; also in the street
now I pray for rain


*bows* Thank you. Thank you all.

Comments

[ninjakat.livejournal.com]

Haha, those are awesome!! We went to the park today to play frisbee and by the time we left my feet were completely yellow! Next time I should wear real shoes...

[catwomyn5.livejournal.com]

So, I was working in the yard on Monday, wearing socks and tennis shoes. When I came in for a shower and removed my shoes and socks...my toes were all yellow and gross! It went through my shoes like I wasn't even wearing any! Gross!

[ninjakat.livejournal.com]

Ewwwww! Mutant pollen!! Run, run away! ;)